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I am on many mailing lists because time is made to be wasted, and among the #BeBest time wasters has to be anything oozing from the House of tRump. Here’s one I got today from Son of Spanky.

People often ask me why I always where a button that says: “I DID IT!”

It’s unsolicited emails like this commending me for whatever terrible shit is going on in the world that makes me understand somebody needs to take some responsibility. It might as well be me.

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