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The One Minute President is now available through Amazon.com.

Long story short, this book shows how One Minute Management delusions can be used to rule a nation of miserable fucks (NOMF™) by examining the reign of Raygun Ronald, the bumbling dementia patient who ruled the world in the airheaded eighties and led directly to the imperial presidency of first idiot George W. Bush, a man so stupid that he convinced even ordinary Americans that being mentally defective and morally repugnant was not so bad.

It described what happens when an entire nation decides that greatness involves making terrible decisions based entirely on wishes, following up with insincere encouragement, and imposing arbitrary punishments upon those who “just don’t get it.”

The book was so widely condemned by the liberal media and middle-management that it didn’t even make a single worst seller list.

Now you can own a copy of the book that Jeb Bush neglected to read before taking on the current first douchebag, Donald J. Trump. That’s right, if Jeb! had listened to his dumber brother, Hillary would be in the White House today.

If you don’t come see us today, we can’t save you any country.

ABOUT THE PERPETRATORS

Paul Fericano and Elio Ligi are literary extremists whose satires and hoaxes have angered the mighty and amused the powerless for nearly three decades.

Their activities and attitudes are so controversial they were ousted from Terrorist Poets & Writers in 1984 for, among other things, the pie bombing of an Adrienne Rich reading at Reed College and an aborted attempt to hi-jack the Olympic Torch in Selma, Alabama.

Shortly thereafter, they founded Yossarian Universal News Service, Earth's first and only international parody news and disinformation service.

 

Fericano lives in California with his wife, Kathy, and their daughter, Kate.

 

Ligi was last photographed in Moammar Qadaffi's supreme mess tent, preparing the liver of a former Minister of Finance for Field Marshall and President for Life Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, and Commander-In-Chief of the Ugandan Armed Forces.


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