Donnie Drumpf Takes a Dump

If Frank Zappa were still alive, he’d still be working on the master idea behind the project object, maybe even recycle Dickie’s Such An Asshole, but I’d much rather see a contemporary version of Bobby Brown. Maybe Dweezil would like to try.

Hey there, people, I'm Donnie Drumpf
I can tweet out a shitstorm just taking a dump
My hands are huge, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the liberals they can kiss my heinie
Here I am a great president*
I'm doing my hair using Fixodent
I got a house leader here wants to help with the Russians
Let him do all the work for loose change found in the cushions

Oh God I am the American dream
You do not think I'm too extreme
Way much better than that lying bitch
And if you do what I say you gonna get real rich

(Don’t you get
Don’t you get
Don’t you get
Don’t you get fired)

Russian globalization
Was a growing fascination
I tell you people it wasn’t just the liquor
When I fucked this spy by the name of Victor

He made a little pitch there,
And he tried to sell me on Vlad
He had my balls in a vice, but he left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am your American leader
The very best of everything you have to offer
But I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Is it polls or the ratings, I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So out I went and bought a red power tie
I jingle my change, and you don’t care that I lie
Got this job by saying in the open
What you whisper in the hall and it’s got your hatred hoping

Eventually Vlad and me and some friends
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a Russian up my butt till it makes me scream
But I'll do anything however bad
I lay awake nights saying, "Thank you, Vlad!”

Oh God, oh God, I'm the very very best!
Thanks to Vlad, I can rule the west
And my name is Donnie Drumpf
Read me now, while I take a dump,
And my name is Donnie Drumpf
Listen now, you gonna feel the bump
And my name is Donnie Drumpf
Watch me now, as I commence to hump...

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