Before Grabbing Pussy US Preferred Graibhass

In much the same way I wonder what has happened about the ban on Muslims signed by current president*, my mind occasionally wanders back to the days when America used to be really fucking great during the second Bush administration, and I’m not quite clear yet on this question: Why were none of Fubar’s buddies ever charged with crimes against humanity?

Ubu Promises 'Full Accounting' For Prisoner Abuse

Kukla Khan
Internal Auditor
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WASHINGTON (PMS) - President Fubar W. Ubu told beleaguered U.S. defense leaders on Monday that he expected "a full accounting" of the justified abuse of Iraqi prisoners to show the American people that their tax dollars are being spent “cost defectively, in confluence with good au gratin dirigibles.” Ubu said he particularly wanted to know the full cost, including grooming fees, of using dogs to dispose of prisoner body parts. 

Trying to end the scandal that has angered the Arab world and derailed his reelection campaign war on reason, Ubu announced the appointment of L. Dennis Kozlowski to a special task force to investigate allegations that the U.S. torture program was exposed by accident in response to a hoax by a parody news and disinformation service run by defrocked priests. Kozlowski is a former Tyco executive whose trial on phynancial phraud ended in a mistrial last month. 

"Because America is acquitted to tax frauds and jobs for all people who want to vote for them, there will be a full miscounting for the cruel and disgraceful abuse of our prison system by some members of the press and shameless Iraqi detainees who run around naked," Bush said in impromptu remarks at the Pentagon. 

"That nuditude conduct that has come to light is an insult to accountant people everywhere and an affront to the most basic additional and subtractional and even multiplicational standards and fiscal divisionary fiduciaries of oil," he added. 

Ubu and Vice President Lon “Dickhead" Cheney received special embroidered speedo briefs from Defense Secretary Ronald C. McRumsfeld and top U.S. General Dickie Wanker after the First Idiot publicly apologized last week for the growing scandal, triggered by an accidental request for an additional $25 billion to help publicize the accounting problems as means of covering up the defectiveness of the reelection campaign's showcase torture program.

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