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I’m always confused by the outrage “right to lifers” display when discussing abortion that is somehow missing when they (if they) are ever asked to describe their feelings about capital punishment.

Ashcroft Vows To Prosecute Harris 

By Darwin D. Grimm
All The News To Give You Fits
The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic
June 8, 2001 05:29 AM

MIAMI (YU) – Despite vigorous denials from the White House, several faceless officials in Florida insist that Secretary of State Katherine Harris’s alleged pregnancy by President Goober W. Bush has been terminated with extreme prejudice during its fourth trimester.

Unnamed spokesporpoises for U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft would neither confirm nor deny rumors that the first of last November’s pregnant chads are being stillborn or aborted in numbers unheard of since the thalydomide experiments conducted by the Department of Defense in the late 1950s.

Attorney General Ashcroft has reaffirmed his commitment to the rights of the unborn to grow up and fail as good Christians often do, and later be hunted down and killed or captured like the evil ones they are.

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